You are a spinning top. Your goal is to eliminate all forms of fun, joy, and colour along the way and stay alive.

You need to destroy the enemies, using your "no-funninator 300" (the pointy bit on the top) to eliminate the enemies, while avoiding their "funninator 3000", but be careful, any health lost is permanent until you buy back more, and the enemies scale with you.

This game has ungodly amounts of seriousness. It is so serious and corporate, that there wasnt budget for good art, or many sounds (100% not cope or an excuse)

You have 2 controls: WASD for movement, and left click to spin yourself and not lose rotational speed. The ONLY loss, is when you stop spinning. So keep on clickin' to keep on livin'.

Thanks to those who rate this and for playing my game!

For the Juniper Dev Game Jam